Christmas (Stop Coming To Town In September)
Lyrics: Joshua Castro Music: Irving Berlin
Seems to be that time of year
Literally when all I hear’s
Nothing but jingles and carols
Signaling Christmas is near
It used to fill me with such joy
When I was a little boy
But these days I’m pretty fed up
And here’s why I’m annoyed
Christmas, stop coming to town in September
Looking forward to Fall
Not a decorative ball
During a heat wave
I’m not even thinking of presents
But just as summer’s departing
The Xmas sale’s already starting
Oh, Santa Baby, I’ve only but one wish
Visit once every year, and I’ll miss you, my dear
Don’t try to murder Halloween
Lord, I swear, I’ll scream
So, Christmas, stay out of September
Or don’t bother showing at all
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la
I refuse to budge an inch
Honestly, I’m not a grinch
You’re overstepping your boundaries
You think it’s all just a cinch
Your holiday’s become so huge
It’s turning you into a Scrooge
Soon you’ll gobble all the months up
From you there’s no refuge
Christmas, stop coming to town in September
Looking forward to Fall
Not a decorative ball
During a heat wave
I’m not even thinking of presents
But just as summer’s departed
the Xmas sale’s already started
Oh, Santa baby, I’ve only but one wish
Visit once every year, and I’ll miss you, my dear
No time for holly jolly pranks
While I’m Giving Thanks
So, Christmas, stay out of September
Or don’t bothering showing at all
Christmas, stay out of September, and
Christmas, stay out of October, and
Christmas, stay out of November
Or don’t bother showing at all
Don’t bother showing at all
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